The Prisoner of Benda

Professor, make a woman out of me. OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Ow, my spirit! We're rescuing ya. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!

  • That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.
  • There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!
  • Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
  • I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Moving along… The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Proposition Infinity

That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Can I use the gun? It must be wonderful. I had more, but you go ahead. Who am I making this out to?

  1. So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
  2. It doesn't look so shiny to me.
  3. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?
A Taste of Freedom

I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… Well, then good news! It's a suppository. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you!