Attack of the Killer App
Say it in Russian! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!
- With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
- No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
The Cyber House Rules
Oh right. I forgot about the battle. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. File not found.
Less Than Hero
Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Hey, guess what you're accessories to. It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
- As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
- Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
- I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
- Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute.
Anthology of Interest II
Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. I wish! It's a nickel.
